Last week, during a heated session of texting while driving, got onto the tangent of celebrities you’d least want to see doing it. I think i won the discussion with the nauseating coupling of Tom Papa and Rachel Maddow.
Yes. Just try to un-see that repugnant visual in your mind’s eye. No buenos dias.
Trading emails with the great Sean Hartter later, i mentioned this and suggested he consider doing posters for what porn might be like in Hell, as an extension of his alternate universe movie posters.
Not long after, the image above showed up in my inbox. Sean Hartter is undeniably a fucking genius. I love that he used a picture where Papa somehow looks even creepier than normal, and that bubble proclaiming “Shows Everything”, like it’s a selling point.
He also made this, which i thought was pretty gold:
As definitive as Heath Ledger or Mark Hamill may be, I can’t imagine either actually pulling off the Joker’s big song and dance number in Alan Moore’s The Killing Joke. Tim Curry could’ve.