You know what i find to be the best part of any FPS? Camping bathrooms. Picking the seemingly most innocuous spot on a map, hiding out, and fragging fooz one by one, as they wander unsuspectingly into the designated zone of shameful snuff. Even more satisfying than the kill? The whines and complaints, after the fact. Behavior that’s not going to get you invited into awesome clans, but still quite fun.
Were i a ninja, pretty sure i’d totally employ this tactic. Nobody expects a silent, skilled, distributor of death to invade the sanctity of the loo. And thus, the genesis for these (admittedly weak) cosplay pics, featuring Jessica as a generic, anonymous, red-clad ninja girl. In the toilet. I dragged my feet a bit on posting this set, wasn’t thrilled with it…but new shoots this week, and if all goes right they are going to get better.
I’d like to thank Steven at Dorkpoetry.com for writing a brilliant little ode to these images, and do recommend you check his site for all your geek-centric verse requirements:
Toilet Temptress
Seductively luring in victims,
her deadly weapons do the speaking.
Donning crimson, the color that
Flows from her enemies,
Her vengeance is
swift, but graceful.
More images after the jump, some are probably not best viewed at work. Boo work.
You know what sucks? Yes, besides these pictures…over the weekend it was confirmed that Blake Lively won the Carol Ferris (/possible Star Sapphire) role in Martin Campbell’s upcoming Green Lantern movie. Mush-mouth, barely intelligeble Blake Lively. Fuck. Was really hoping for Eva Green, or Jennifer Garner. Know i’m in the minority, but i loved her in Daredevil and Elektra.
What does that have to do with these cosplay pics of a nameless, red ninja girl? Absolutely nothing.
Ninja stars. Get it? No? *crickets*
Cosplay pr0n is great and all, but if Converse made sparkly red knee-high (or thigh-high) sneakers, i’d be the happiest girl on the planet.
18 Responses to “New cosplay: ninjas, like Time Lords, dig Converse”
Nudity, never seen that before lol. Nice photo shoot though.
Nice pics, you are really beautiful, sexy and hot!!! I love the last pic.
Second time I comment now…
I’m still David, the italian cosplayer…
Well… this is not properly a “cosplay”… it’s much more a sexy gallery of a very sexy and beautyful girl!
Great body, honey…
Big kisses from Italy…
David.
i mean, don’t get me wrong. i’m not complaining!
this makes me want to be a nerf sword…
Meow. Hot pics. If Jessica is not a suicide girl, she should definitely submit,
nice butt, nice shoes! doesn’t she need sais, though? Also, this gives me a great idea for more pics, should i email it to you?
[...] here, before an onslaught of new shid. Here’s the red Nerf ninja. This is another take on the psuedo Elektra set Jessica did back in January…we had the sword, and we were waiting around for a makeup lady, so we shot [...]
BEWARE the peril of… BATHROOM NINJAS!
Veidt, you have no right to call yourself a woman. You’re trashy, and I feel sad that you have to resort to exposing yourself to people over the internet. I am stumped over you declaring this a “cosplay”, aka a poor excuse to take pictures of yourself in slutty attire.
If you had any dignity, you would know you’re degrading yourself more than you really need to. You’re still a girl, at best, but never a woman.
Hola, Sherry K te escribo desde Chile, estoy enamorado de ti, tus fotos; me llenan de pasion, ojala viajaras para conocer mi pais, y vieras como te quiero, te adoro, besarte toda, ¿donde hay mas mujeres como tu?Kisses
oh my god! u are awesome, nice pics.
you are beautiful ^^
yuo make mine, angry! LOL
HI. SEAND MY YOUR SEX PHOTO.
THANK YOU
Anon, you idiot. This post was 8 months old by the time you got to it.
Also, please note, that’s “Jessica” in the pictures, and “Sherry” runs the website. Two different people.
Of course, look at me replying to a comment two months old.
And Mehdi. Just no, man. No.
Damn! All great pix! Nicely done. Great looking model.
Hey, I’ve seen thigh-high Chuck Taylors. No doubt they’re a no-name brand, really, but they looked authentic enough.
Jess looks great here, even though I’m not crazy about a big rack – reminds me too much about my ex-wife. The glasses give her that geeky touch that takes it up a notch. Yeah, I know I’m coming in over a year after the post, but hey, I just found the site, OK?
Anon, if that’s really what you think, then why were you here looking at the pictures in the first place, eh? Everybody knows there are two kinds of cosplay – well three, really. The third is “crappy.” The other two are either dressing up exactly like a scantily clad character, or dressing up as a more scantily clad version of any other character. Or even a fourth type – creating your very own scantily clad character. Any way you look at it, if you’re seeking out cosplay photos, deep down you want to see some skin. If you don’t want to see skin, piss off and go to a Star Trek convention.
Super sexy! Had to rub one out after looking at these. Thank you!