You know what i find to be the best part of any FPS? Camping bathrooms. Picking the seemingly most innocuous spot on a map, hiding out, and fragging fooz one by one, as they wander unsuspectingly into the designated zone of shameful snuff. Even more satisfying than the kill? The whines and complaints, after the fact. Behavior that’s not going to get you invited into awesome clans, but still quite fun.
Were i a ninja, pretty sure i’d totally employ this tactic. Nobody expects a silent, skilled, distributor of death to invade the sanctity of the loo. And thus, the genesis for these (admittedly weak) cosplay pics, featuring Jessica as a generic, anonymous, red-clad ninja girl. In the toilet. I dragged my feet a bit on posting this set, wasn’t thrilled with it…but new shoots this week, and if all goes right they are going to get better.
I’d like to thank Steven at Dorkpoetry.com for writing a brilliant little ode to these images, and do recommend you check his site for all your geek-centric verse requirements:
Seductively luring in victims,
her deadly weapons do the speaking.
Donning crimson, the color that
Flows from her enemies,
Her vengeance is
swift, but graceful.
More images after the jump, some are probably not best viewed at work. Boo work.
You know what sucks? Yes, besides these pictures…over the weekend it was confirmed that Blake Lively won the Carol Ferris (/possible Star Sapphire) role in Martin Campbell’s upcoming Green Lantern movie. Mush-mouth, barely intelligeble Blake Lively. Fuck. Was really hoping for Eva Green, or Jennifer Garner. Know i’m in the minority, but i loved her in Daredevil and Elektra.
What does that have to do with these cosplay pics of a nameless, red ninja girl? Absolutely nothing.
Ninja stars. Get it? No? *crickets*
Cosplay pr0n is great and all, but if Converse made sparkly red knee-high (or thigh-high) sneakers, i’d be the happiest girl on the planet.