I hate Heroes. Alot. Saw Dark Knight (again) yesterday, and had to sit through a two minute promo for Heroes season three, Heroes / Villains. The longest, most uncomfortable, most rage-inducing, most joy-free 12o seconds I’ve endured in a good while.
F Heroes.
Apparently, I’ve been keeping this volcanic vexation concealed, letting it quietly bubble away in my black heart, as someone thought it was a good idea to send me this:
Heroes: Season 2 on blu-ray.
This is where you, the reader, come in. It’s getting destroyed, that’s a given. What I need is someone to channel my hate, and direct me towards the most creative, cathartic and entertaining means of destruction. Send your suggestions, and I’ll commemorate the best one in a video. Points for creativity and, especially, feasibility. I’d rather not maim or kill myself in the process.
What’s in it for you? Aside from having your idea immortalized on Youtube, you get a brand new, unopened, dvd set of THE SHIELD season 6. Also, you’re more than welcome to the remains of the Heroes dvds, if you like.
I really hate having this around the house, and can’t wait to destroy it. Please do get your suggestions in fast…we’ll say the cutoff is the premiere of The Shield season 7 ( so anything recieved before 10pm PST on September 2nd is good.)
This contest is not endorsed by, or affiliated with, F/X Networks, the producers of The Shield, NBC/Universal or anyone tied to the abomination that is Heroes. This is for entertainment purposes only, in an effort to amuse myself and the 5 people who know this site exists. Thank you, please don’t sue me.
Quote of the moment: “I would rather get put on the sex offenders list than watch this movie.” – MrDuke118 (aintitcool.com talkback on Massawyrm’s Disaster Movie review.)
5 Responses to “hate it like Barack Obama hates Sarah Palin”
I’m kind of partial to hacking it to pieces with a plain old fireman’s axe. I think it would be cathartic for you. I hate Heroes too.
Hey Sherry, long time reader, first time writer. I suggest you put each individual cd into a microwave for no longer than 5 seconds – this creates a cool cracked effect on the surface. Or howabout running over the boxset with your car a few times? Or you could tie some deadweight to it and throw it into the ocean (Dexter would be proud!).
hey sherry, first time writer, you should keep your opinions to yourself.heroes is probably the best programme running at the moment.well at least us intellectuals enjoy it!
Yes. Far be it from me to argue with intellectuals. Heroes totally improved on Daniel Knauf’s Carnivale, last season. Kind of like how Kanye West improved Daft Punk, by talking over them.
Hey Sherry, first time writer, do you ever wonder how it’s possible for people to be stupid enough to tell someone to keep their opinions to themselves on their own blog? I’m wondering about this right now. Because, you know, that’s what blogs are all about, people expressing their opinions and such. But evidently, in Lee’s world, this is not how things work. I wonder what’s on Lee’s blog. Maybe craptastic Sylar+Elle videos and screenshots of Masi Oka looking confused. Show us your blog, Lee! Teach us your definition of ‘intellectual’!
Keep up the FABULOUS work, Sherry. I don’t always agree with YOUR OPINIONS (on YOUR BLOG where YOU are allowed to EXPRESS THEM), but you’re entertaining nonetheless. The world needs more Veidt fangirls.